
This is TDM themed, intended for large groups. Just as John's hot tub lawnbowling party looks to be saved after all, the always annoying Predator race detect the unusual energy signature mojo and send their most perky and photogenic challengers to brinng the parrrtay. An army of Ahhhhnolds is amassed and are Express Fed Exed to Johns backyard. Through sophisticated hot yoga telpathy and interpretive dancing, John Connor sends a desperate message to his future self via his green psychic friend Pepe. This elaborate April Fools joke on humanity by Skynet has not gone undetected. Inside the satelite deadly organisms are discovered in the soil samples these are then deliberatley sprinkled like chocolate shavings into a cave approximatley 10 miles from the Connor familys greasy Mexican shanty hideout. In the year 2027, Skynet hijacks a Weyland Yutani satelite returning to Earth via the Sirius Constellation.
